December 2011
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
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me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
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(shameless plugging)
i’m giving away a paperback copy of the hunger games + random bookmarks (some signed) and postcards. contest is open to philippine residents only.
click here
下剋上: updated evolution of how i type →
Impeccable grammar. At this stage, I consistently referred to myself as “literate”. People that refused to correct their typos were far, far below me on the intellectual scale.
well, I don’t really need capitalization, but I’ll keep everything else and still capitalize “I”!
nah, don’t need to capitalize i anymore.
losing the commas and end punctuation but i’m keeping the apostrophes
well...
fuckyourwolves:
If Santa isn’t real, then explain who’s trying to get into my house right now.
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
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VIOLATE
I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
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Seriously though...
its-a-filthy-horror-show:
where the fuck was Hallie this whole time?
that dirty slut.
I bet she was sipping tea with the Infantata.
But I don’t blame her…
I think I might start shipping them.
Hallietata.
They are just too presh.
